Translated by Maria Xu Copyright@ In3胜利就在眼前 而你却看不到胜利！T(Teacher)(Read from the textbook):Victory is before us But you could never see the victory!多么的令人遗憾啊 匪军官狞笑地说T:What a pity! Bandit soldier grins hideously二排长面对高高举起的屠刀 他双眼喷火 目光带着微笑 把轻蔑的视线投向刽子手枪响了！T:Facing the high hold sword, Second Platoon leader has fires and smiles in his eyes, and throws his vision with contempt to the headsmanThe gun shots哎 老师 老师 敌人抓住咱们几个人啊？S(Student):Hello Teacher Teacher How many our people have the enemy caught?他 是单数还是复数？S:Is is an odd number or an even number?我怎么觉得好像有三双眼睛望着敌人S:Why I feel like there are three pairs of eyes staring at the enemy?（哈哈哈…）(All students):(HAHAHA…)这只是一种修辞方法 表现了革命者既无畏 又愤怒 同时充满革命乐观主义T:It is only a rhetoric, which shows that revolutionary is not only angry, but also fearless, meanwhile full of the revolutionary optimism哦 老师 那您能这么看我一眼吗？S:Oh Teacher So may you show me and star at me like that?（哈哈哈…）(All Students):(Hahaha…)马车同学 请你不要影响课堂纪律 有问题 可以下课后啊 到办公室找我交换看法T:Student Mache, Please do not ruin the class discipline If you have any question You can come to my office and share your opinion with me after school我就是有一点好奇 不知道这三种眼神怎么一起使S:I am just curious. I don’t know how these three-eye-expressions work together（哈哈哈…）(All students):(Hahaha...)有的同学就是爱显示自己 好像自己比谁都聪明 不要一瓶不满 半瓶子晃当 以为谁都不如你T:Some people really like to show off, acting like he is smarter than anyone. A bottle dissatisfaction, half bottle crash. Do not think no one is better than you这种自以为是的态度啊 老师最不喜欢T:Such self-righteousness Teacher dislikes it most这种人啊 将来也没什么出息T:Such person has no success in the future哎 到底是谁一瓶不满 半瓶子晃当 最爱显示自己啊S:Sigh Who the hell is the one that is “A bottle dissatisfaction, half bottle crash”, likes to show off?你不愿意听讲可以出去啊！T:If you do not want to listen to my class You can just leave!不出去 我也不爱听讲！S:No! I don’t want to leave and I don’t want to listen to your class, ether我现在请你出去！T:Now I ask you to leave!嗯~ 吆IN3:En~ Yo我有权坐在这课堂里头 我交了学费啦！I have the right to sit in this class I have paid the tuition!想让我尊重你 你得先学会尊重别人You want me to respect you You need to learn to respect others first冤枉我的事我他妈永远不能承认I would never fucking admit things that are treated unjustly没收我的东西我他妈都不要了I do not fucking want those things that have been confiscated(by teacher)跟别人都没事 我跟你只有仇恨It is nothing to do with others. I just hate you你丫上课忘了词就说是让我气的You fucking forget words in class and say its because I make you mad你扔了我的书包这事我永远记得I would always remember the time you throw my schoolbag away对你有偏见是因为我没换过座位I have opinions on you because I have never been arranged to another seat
一年四季挨着垃圾桶说话能不脏么Sitting next to the trash bin four seasons every year How could I not speak dirtily?黑板上的裂缝就是我砸的I made that crack on the blackboard你喝的每口水里他妈都有我的唾沫Every fucking sip of water you drink everyday has my saliva成天没事干就会趴小窗户偷看Have nothing to do everyday and only know to peek secretly through the small window我就盼你揪我出去然后让我滚蛋I am expecting you to pull me out and ask me to get out找不着凶手的逼事都往我头上安Things like unable finding the murderer you blame on me一年攒了一堆检查还给我处分通知单I wrote a pile of self-criticism letters You still give me disciplinary tickets你说你为人师表出学校门就随地吐痰You said you are a model for others but you spit everywhere once you step out of the school gate就会腆着个逼脸 给我爸打电话 你不要脸Only know to make the puking face Calling my father You do not want your face!无能的表现It only shows your incompetence你要什么都行 别碰我CD机你妈了个逼You can ask anything But Do Not Fucking touch my CD player我就上课听歌 我乐意！I listen to the music in class because I want to!嗯~ 吆En~ YO我就上语文课写数学作业I want to write math homework in chinese class作业本上画个大鸡巴纯为了发泄
دانلودDrawing a big dick on the homework book only for abreaction只有高年级小姐姐进入了我的世界Only when higher grades girl entering my world我才知道什么叫温柔和体贴Did I understand what is patience and care知道你是年级组长给你留点儿面子I leave some face to you because I know you are the grade dean全办公室的老师都知道你丫是一个骗子All teachers in the office know you are a fucking lier人家都坐板凳你丫非得垫一垫子They all sit on the chair but you fucking put a cusion on it明明开卷考试说我作弊撕了我的卷子It is open notes test and you say I am cheating and tear down my paper瞧你丫那操型！借着更年期 跟我蛋逼！Look at your fucking figure! fucking with me saying you are in climacterium回家操自己吧！Go back home and fuck yourself!操自己！嗯~吆Fuck yourself! En~ Yo我在学校外面干的都是你丫不敢想的What I do out of school is all that you dare not to think about上课两分钟我接个下茬堵了你的嗓子Two minutes after the class begins I raise this topic and suck your voice我的作业从来不判 全他妈是2分My homework has never been looked but all graded fucking 2 points其实除了体育老师 都是狗娘养的Actually expect P.E teacher, all are son of bitches当年骂过我的话现在全都还你All the words you abused me in past years now I give them back to you不是我小心眼儿 是你根本不讲理I am not narrow-minded It is you that is unreasonable我讲的段子当时全学校都流行My jokes are popular all over the school你说的笑话只能逗乐你自己The joke you told could only amuse yourself周末弄补习班就是为了骗钱吧Having weekend tutoring is only for making money罚我站着听讲我就当锻炼身体Punishing me to stand still in your class I see it exercise说我写的作文没味儿还不如放屁You say my essay has no taste and it is worse than a shit跟流氓打架我冲在前面是因为我讲义气Fighting with rogue I am always the first one because I know the loyalty to my brotherhood其实好多好老师值得你去学习Actually many good teachers worth you to learn from人家比你牛逼多了也没凡人不理
They are much better than you and they are not like you who is not interested in anyone讲课就讲课 别胡逼！Lecture for the sake of lecturing Do not be cocky学生花钱上学不是来这儿看您抽疯发脾气Students paid money to come to school is not for watching you losing your temper and acting crazy对我好的老师我发自内心地尊重I respect those teachers who are good to me from my heart阴三儿代表所有同学向你们表示致敬In3 represents all the students showing best regards to you all我听说你得了病 更年期性骚动I heard you are sick- Climacterium disorder我比你狠多了 秽语综合征I am sicker than you - Bad words disorder咱俩都说中文说得也不是一水平Our chinese is not on the same level您都快被我气疯了 我还是那么冷静You are driven mad by me But I am still very calm你儿子托我爸找工作是吧Your son asks my father to find him a job Right?不可能！操！他是我爸！No way! FUCK! He is my father!老陈他向着我！Old Chen favors me!嗯~ 吆En~ Yo记得！Remember!多管闲事多吃屁！少管闲事少拉稀！Mind other people’s business and eat shit!你丫这个变态！收礼的时候你笑得很灿烂啊？You fucking wicked! You smile so gloriously when you receive the gift?妈了个逼！呀！Mother Fucker! Ya!都得死！All die!妈了个逼！Mother fucker...妈妈妈妈.....了了了了...个个个个...逼逼逼逼Mmmmm.. ffff….u.ccc…kk.....