May I have your attention, please میتوانم توجه شما رو جلب کنم ،لطفا
May I have your attention, please میتوانم توجه شما رو جلب کنم ،لطفا
Will The Real Slim Shady please stand up آیا اسلیم شدی واقعی بلند میشه؟
I repeat, will The Real Slim Shady please stand up من تکرار میکنم.آیا اسلیم شدی واقعی بلند میشود؟
We're gonna have a problem here ما اینجا مشکل خواهیم داشت
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before شما طوری رفتار خواهید کرد که قبلاً یک سفیدپوست را ندیده اید
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door آرواره ها همه روی زمین مثل رفیقتامی فقط پشت سر هم در
And started whoopin' her *** worse than before و بدتر از قبل شروع به غر زدن کرد
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh) آنها ابتدا طلاق گرفتند. اونو روي اثاثيه پرت کن
It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding این بازگشت، اوه صبر کن، به هیچ وجه، شوخی می کنی
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he او چیزی که من فکر میکنمو نگفت؛ گفت؟
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots و داکتر دره گفت: ..... هیچی شماها احمقین
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Haha) دکتر دره مرده، او در زیرزمین من حبس شده است (هاها
Feminist women love Eminem زنان فمنیست عاشق امینم هستند
Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Chicka-chicka-chicka اسلیم شیدی، حالم از او به هم می خورد
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you know what بهش نگاه کنین دور و بر قدم میزند و یچیزیشو میگیرد میتونین چیشو
Flippin' to you know who, yeah but he's so cute though فلیپین به شما می دانید که، بله، اما او بسیار زیبا هر چند
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose آره، احتمالاً چند پیچ در سرم شل شده است
But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms اما بدتر از آن چیزی نیست که در اتاق خواب والدین شما می گذرد
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't گاهی اوقات میخواهم وارد تلویزیون شوم و رها کنم، اما نمیتوانم
But it's cool for Tom Green to *** a dead moose اما باحاله که تام گرين يه گوزن مرده رو کوهان داره
My *** is on your lips, my *** is on your lips بی کارم روی لب هایت است، بی کارم روی لب هایت است
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss و اگر خوش شانسم ممکنه يه بوسه کوچيک بهش بدي
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids و این پیامی است که ما به بچه های کوچک می بریم
And expect them not to know what a woman's *** is و ازشون انتظار داشته باش که ندونن کليتوريس يه زن چيه
Of course they're gonna know what *** is
By the time they hit fourth grade زمانی که به کلاس چهارم رسیدند
They got the Discovery Channel don't they آنها کانال Discovery را دریافت کردند، نه ما چیزی جز پستانداران نیستیم، خب برخی از ما آدمخوار هست
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well some of us are cannibals ما چیزی جز پستانداران نیستیم، خب برخی از ما آدمخوار هستیم
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes که دیگران را مانند طالبی باز می کند
But if we can *** dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope پس هیچ دلیلی وجود ندارد که یک مرد و یک مرد دیگر نتوانند فرار کنند
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady من slim shady هستم ، آره من shady واقعی هستم
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up لطفا بلند شید،لطفا بلند شید
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up لطفا بلند شید،لطفا بلند شید
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *** him and *** you too پس من انجامش میدم،لعنت بهش و لعنت به تو هم
You think I give a *** about a Grammy تو فکر میکنی که اهمیتی به گرمی میدم؟
Half of you critics can't even stomach me
Let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird
Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here چرا؟ ، شما فقط میتونید دروغ بگید که منو اینجا بیارید
So you can sit me *** next to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch the chairs so مرسی ولی خب عوضی چرا همرو ترجمه نکردی?
I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little *** put me on blast on MTV جنده کوچولو منو توي ام تی وي منفجر کرد
Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe
I should download an audio on mp3
And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent *** to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me میلیون ها ادم از ما وجود داره درست شبیه من
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a *** like me اونایی که مثل من فحش میدن ، مثل همه چیز به ت*مشونه
Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me مثل من لباس میپوشن ،مثل من راه میرن حرف میزنن و رفتار میکنن
You just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up لطفا بلند شید،لطفا بلند شید
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up لطفا بلند شید،لطفا بلند شید
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the *** to say it in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, [(Rip)] I just *** it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
Pinchin' nurses *** while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
Who could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time loud as you can how does it go
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady من slim shady هستم ، آره من shady واقعی هستم
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up لطفا بلند شید،لطفا بلند شید
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up لطفا بلند شید،لطفا بلند شید
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up لطفا بلند شید،لطفا بلند شید
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up لطفا بلند شید،لطفا بلند شید
Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up